Dear Inconsiderate Driver............
Good morning. I just want to start this off in as positive a manner as I possibly can.
After all, I do have my bracelet to think about (see Madea Goes to Jail).
I don't know why you have so many vehicles and I don't know how you can be in so many places at one time.
Why is it necessary for you to wait until I get about 100 yards from your road and THEN you decide to pull out in front of me doing at least 20 mph under the speed limit? I then have to slam on the brakes in order not to cream the corn out of you.
Why is it necessary for you to text message while you drive? YEAH, you are busted!!!
And where in the name of Zeus' b---hole (see The Rock) did you get your drivers' license from?
Come on. I know I'm road raging, but all I can do is laugh right now because you ran yourself off the road while texting. Didn't anyone ever tell you it is so, so dangerous to be doing that?
Please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. Stop pulling out in front of me. Don't you know that I have more important things to do than you? That's right! And thank you so much for your kind consideration.