Friday Bits of Randomness

First, I hope that all of you have a great weekend. It seems to me (after having jumped around bloggyland all day today) that all of us could use a good couple of days. I wish you all sunshine and blue skies. I think that all of us, from sunny Florida to the snowy northern states are just about at our collective limits with this freaky weather. Nuff said.

Now, on to other less pleasant issues. For the love of all that is asphalt, if you are going to drive in the fast lane of the interstate, please drive FAST. This past Tuesday, I got behind people doing the actual speed limit IN THE FAST LANE. And they are just as oblivious to the people in the twelve cars stacked up behind them as they can be. It's like the three cars side by side in the three lanes got together to see who could drive the slowest. YIKES!!!! Just get over to the middle lane, it will be alright.

To the lady who delivers my mail. I realize that you've only been working at the post office for TWO HUNDRED YEARS, but my dearest, sweet mail delivery person, would it kill you to put the mail toward the back when it's raining? I mean, I love wet paper as much as the next person, but PLEASE, help me out here, huh?

To the teenager working the cash register at the grocery store (you know who you are), please honey, please, please, oh please, stop popping that chewing gum before I'm forced to go all Madea on you. I don't wanna go to jail. Please have a little pride in yourself and your work, just sayin.

Whoo. I feel all better now. Thanks for listening. Do you know what I mean?